Wednesday, October 5, 2011

BLOODY BIRTHDAY (1981)


Kevin take note: The ringleader of these little shits is a pre-pubescent Mikey from Parker Lewis!

One day during a solar eclipse, 3 babies are born at the exact same instant. Flash forward 10 years and the tweens have become cold merciless killers. Turns out the eclipse blocked saturn's magic rings from blessing the children with emotions so, no fucking rules, dude.

They basically go around killing people who annoy them and it's so much fun! One kid has a peephole into his sisters room and his buddies pay him to let them watch his sister change! Nice!


86 eyepatches out of 100.



There used to be a way better trailer for this, but I can't seem to find them shits anymore.


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